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Don't worry, man! Chuck Norris is near.
He has taken the Columbo's 403 to visit you.

Then, from Los Angeles, Chuck Norris said:
"I put my feet where I want!"

Today, Chuck Norris puts his hands into the 403's motor...
Yes, the Columbo's Peugeot 403 is the world's smartest car, when you want to start the engine, it sounds like...

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